Friday, August 31, 2007
Offshore Update #2
Despite taking an early hit with Buffalo getting destroyed by Rutgers 38-3 (spread was 31), J-Nice, Stormcloud, and I rebounded nicely the rest of the night hitting on Tulsa, LSU, and Oregon St. Season record so far 3-1. Not a bad start at all. We will have to see what fortunes lady luck brings tonight.
Thursday, August 30, 2007
Offshore Update #1
The plays J-Nice, Storm Cloud, and I have a piece of tonight:
Tulsa -3.5 at UL Monroe
LSU - 19.5 at Miss St.
Buffalo +31.5 at Rutgers.
Following my most sucessful season of betting last year (breaking even), we will have to see how things go this year.
Tulsa -3.5 at UL Monroe
LSU - 19.5 at Miss St.
Buffalo +31.5 at Rutgers.
Following my most sucessful season of betting last year (breaking even), we will have to see how things go this year.
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
True Smack Talk
Heard some top chef smack talk that I thought would get us all back in the spirit of true smack talk. Upon making it to the finals, the top two chefs, archnemesis, had the following exchange...
Ilan - "I can't wait to make you cry tomorrow."
Marcel - "Its going to take more than a little paprika to make me cry."
Ilan - "There is more than just paprika in my kitchen."
OOOOOOHHHHHHH SNAP!
Monday, August 27, 2007
Tradegate
Thomas Jefferson once said that, "All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent. " Well my fellow fantasy football blog bretheren I will remain silent no more.
A trade was proposed. A trade was accepted. A trade was approved by the league by majority vote. And then the traitor declared that "a" button (singular) was accidentally pushed.
Sure, "a button" was pushed, but how many pushes, clicks, or cursor blinks came to pass in this transaction before the final, fateful click? Is it possible for one single, solitary click of a button to select four separate players from one team, two from another, and then propose to trade said players? Perhaps...perhaps. Just like, perhaps a button was accidentally pushed by the Germans when their fleet of Kamakazi's bombed Pearl Harbor...perhaps...perhaps.
I will leave you all with a story told by my monsignor at that last supper holiday thing that us catholics celebrate (this is a verbatim quote): "And I am reminded, on this holy day, of the sad story of Kitty Genovese. As you all may remember, a long time ago, almost thirty years ago, this poor soul cried out for help time and time again, but no person answered her calls. Though many saw, no one so much as called the police. They all just watched as Kitty was being stabbed to death in broad daylight. They watched as her assailant walked away. Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men. "
A trade was proposed. A trade was accepted. A trade was approved by the league by majority vote. And then the traitor declared that "a" button (singular) was accidentally pushed.
Sure, "a button" was pushed, but how many pushes, clicks, or cursor blinks came to pass in this transaction before the final, fateful click? Is it possible for one single, solitary click of a button to select four separate players from one team, two from another, and then propose to trade said players? Perhaps...perhaps. Just like, perhaps a button was accidentally pushed by the Germans when their fleet of Kamakazi's bombed Pearl Harbor...perhaps...perhaps.
I will leave you all with a story told by my monsignor at that last supper holiday thing that us catholics celebrate (this is a verbatim quote): "And I am reminded, on this holy day, of the sad story of Kitty Genovese. As you all may remember, a long time ago, almost thirty years ago, this poor soul cried out for help time and time again, but no person answered her calls. Though many saw, no one so much as called the police. They all just watched as Kitty was being stabbed to death in broad daylight. They watched as her assailant walked away. Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men. "
Saturday, August 25, 2007
Cowboys Blog
Fantasy Central
Tuesday, August 7, 2007
Since this is a dynasty league...figured I would start scouting early!
Thanks for the clip Capitol Punishment...definately know who I am drafting in 13 years.
Thursday, August 2, 2007
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