Top 10 Reasons to Fire Wade Phillips

10. He'd like to go on Dancing with the Stars.
9. He'd like to spend more time in the hot tub.
8. He secretly asked Jessica Simpson to come to all of the Cowboy's games this season.
7. He needs to work on his fist pump form.
6. He needs the time to search for last year's Dallas Cowboys.
5. The games are getting in the way of nap time.
4. He heard there was an opening as Pacman's body guard.
3. Jason Garrett has been beating him up and stealing his lunch money behind the clubhouse.
2. There is no room for a jerry jones AND a head coach in the Cowboy's locker room.
1. Wade is running out of button down Hawaiian shirts to wear at Cowboys press conferences.

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