NFL Pick 'em...

1. FALCONS (-3.5) over Chiefs- Matty Heisman baby..all the way to State!
2. BUFFALO (-7) over Raiders- The real line should be whether or not Lane Kiffen loses his job after this game or not.
3. Tamba Bay (+3.5) over BEARS- Nothing much to say about this one. Devin Hester is hurt, What are the Bears going to do without their token kickoff return TD?
4. VIKINGS (Even) over Carolina- I hope not many fans bought Tavaris Jackson jerseys…And I hope not many buy Gus Frerotte jerseys.
5. NEW ENGLAND (-10.5) over Miami- I think the under/over for Chad Henne taking over this Miami team is about 3 quarters. I think the under/over for Ricky Williams getting high is about 3 minutes.
6. GIANTS (-10.5) over Bengals- Dos Ocho to Uno Quatro
7. Houston (+3.5) over OILE…I mean TITANS- A crazy Vince Young or a barely moving Kerry Collins…this is tough.
8. Arizona (+1) over REDSKINS-God I hate the Redskins
9. Detroit (+3) over SAN FRANSISCO -In the “Will Anyone Watch this Game Bowl”
10. SEATTLE (-6.5) over St. Louis- Nothings worse on TV than a Rams game. I’d rather watch General Hospital with my wife…okay, maybe not really.
11. DENVER (-6) over New Orleans- This will be a shootout.
12. PHILADELPHIA (even) over Pittsburgh- This will be a good game.
13. COLTS (-4) over Jacksonville- Peyton to Reggie…TOUCHDOWN!!!
14. RAVENS (+1) over Cleveland- Cleveland is almost to Bengal territory…not quite, but almost.
15. COWBOYS (-1.5) over Green Bay- Game of the year…for the second week in a row.
16. Jets (+6) over CHARGERS- This is my upset pick of the week. Lock it down!

From the Washington Post

Great, now we are definitely doomed this weekend...

This important debate seems to have been inspired by Jessica Simpson's assertion last week on "Good Morning America" that the Cowboys (she's dating Cowboy quarterback Tony Romo) will kick the Eagles' butts. Simpson was largely blamed for Romo's lackluster performance toward the end of last year's season.

And while Jess herself says any talk of her jinxing Romo is "ridiculous," apparently her potent effect on the national sports landscape constitutes enough of a threat to get three seemingly intelligent men to take time out from talking plays, injuries and game strategy to consider the mounting starlet threat.

NFL Season Prediction

DIVISION WINNERS
NFC North - Vikings
NFC South - Saints
NFC East - Cowboys
NFC West - Seahawks
Wildcards - Eagles and Packers

AFC North - Steelers
AFC South - Colts
AFC East - Patriots
AFC West - Chargers
Wildcards - Broncos and Jaguars

NFC CHAMPION - Cowboys
AFC CHAMPION - Chargers

SUPERBOWL CHAMP - COWBOYS!!!

Week 1 NFL PICKS

My Picks are in Caps.

Bengals at RAVENS
JETS at Dolphins
Chiefs at PATRIOTS
Texans at STEELERS
JAGUARS at Titans
LIONS at Falcons
SEAHAWKS at Bills
Buccaneers at SAINTS
Rams at EAGLES
COWBOYS at Browns
Panthers at CHARGERS
CARDINALS at 49ers
Bears at COLTS
VIKINGS at Packers
BRONCOS at Raiders

Get your picks in now. The winner gets to puke in Storm Cloud's closet.

God Bless America

Anyone who doesn't vote for this woman is a damned fool.

T-shirt reads: "I May Be Broke, But I'm Not Flat Busted."

Baylor...hahahahaha...haha...ha

Here is storm cloud getting painted up by a typical baylor girl before the beat down Baylor was to recieve 73 to 10 in 2003. Lets just say A&M covered the spread.

I'm back, bitches

First off, I reset that tricky password thing and got my access to the blog back. So I will try to do some updating to the sidebars and such before the season starts. Be nice to me, I don't like doing this crap, especially now when I'm not bored sitting in class.

Second, I wanted to emphasize how much I hate you all. Whenever I'm around certain people in this group, I just want to hurt them. They are stupid, irritating, and foul-smelling. They are not cool, fun to be around people - like O.J. Simpson seems to be.

Third, I sign off with a couple pictures from a random college football game, completely picked at random, and certainly not to piss off certain individuals: