Award History

Teams that are good.

Robe and Wizard Hat Trophy History:

Capital Punishment 3 times
Gut Paks 2 times
I Draft Dead People 1 time
Houston Luv Ya Blue 1 time
Dallas Dominance 1 time
America's Team 1 time

Teams that are not good.

Horse's Ass Trophy history:

Vick+Dog = Incarceration 3 times
Houston Luv Ya Blue 2 times
Dallas Dominance 2 times
Capital Punishment 1 time
Steely McBeam 1 time

Pictures that are nice:

Peeing in inappropriate places

First off - anyone who has been in Scruff's likely would question whether that was urine or just the general ooze that seeps out of that places' pores. If they don't have video of him peeing I'm not going to believe it.
ooze = pee.

Second, while our football team is a mess, Baylor's athletic department is in fine shape. We are good at equestrian events, women's rugby, bulimia, and wearing nice clothes on Sunday to pretend we went to church. The last two in that list are more sports than the xgame crap I read about in the propaganda/advertising catalog rag EesPen Magazine.


As you can see, I used photographic evidence to prove all of my points. Baylor Law was definitely not a waste of money.

J-Nice's Guarantee.

So...what happened?

I'm in love

Here's some good advice. Or at least a good _____.....

http://www.fantasysportsgirl.net/fantasygirl/index.html

Storm Cloud's Week One Losers

I'm a hater, as JNice likes to say. In honor of that, I'm going to have a weekly post about who blew ass this week, to further piss off whoever was expecting them to put up like their contracts say they should.

This Week's Awards:

Offensive Pudknocker of the Week goes to.......Steven Jackson




With 2.1 fantasy points, and 2.0 fumbles, he was definitely a disappointment for America's Team. I find this particularly satisfying since I got to see the Commish pissed all day Sunday.

Defensive Pudknocker of the week goes to....DeMarcus Ware (as much as it pains me to say that)

I love the guy, but with only 2 fantasy points, 2 tackles, no sacks, he was the disappointment of the week defensively. (This pic is me trying to indoctrinate my nephew into the greatness of God's Team).

And the last award, the "Iggles Suck Balls" goes to....Greg Lewis and J.R. Reed

Both Greggie and JR fumbled punts, (JR isn't even cool enough to get a picture on NFL.com) JR was also released this week, which actually lowered the talent level on the Iggles.

Those are my cool guy picks of the week. Nominations are accepted anytime, and will not be listened to at all because you are not as smart as me.

-SC

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Photo Shop Posts

Fellas, I'll be honest- I have used photo-shop on at least two prior posts to score some trash talking points against Storm Cloud, and in all honesty Storm just doesn't seem to have what it takes to respond in kind- his replies are weak, like decaf coffee with too much cream. So, as my picture here included would suggest, I am going to be the bigger man and propose a cease fire of photo shop posts that wreck shop on Storm Cloud until he can 1.) figure out how to trash talk and 2.) figure out how to use photoshop.

Very Truly Yours,

Score a Homerun

PS. I am not going to give anyone autographed copies of my picture, I have already given about 20 to J-Nice and when I realized that he was plastering them all over his wall and wasn't really giving them to members of my fan club I had to cut that off.

J-Nice's first three picks

Steelers Hall of Famers: 22
Cowboys Hall of Famers: 16

Steeler's vs. Cowboys in Superbowl: 2-1
Cowboys vs. Steelers in Superbowl: 1-2

# of times a Steeler failed to successfully commit suicide in '06: 0

# of times a Cowboy failed to successfully commit suicide in '06: 1

Pretending to study

Okay - I need input on several things. (J-nice that is not a come on, so keep it in your pants).

1) I think editing a picture and putting "Sports, Booze, and Law" would be cool. Kind of like a logo. So I need a picture of someone drinking while playing sports with a law book in their hand or something like that. Preferably a midget. Or a one-legged stripper. Or a combination of them.


2) Send me embarrassing pictures of members and I'll add them to the sidebar. Like a picture of J-Nice and the girl he won the hog'n competition with. Plus I have nothing on Fred. Since he's friends with the Kent boys he is probably a crazy mofo and I want to see that.

3) I might change the template to add the pictures on the left side. If you have a problem with that speak now.

4) We need to round up more people. We can get Ned I figure. And _________. Who else can we get. Drew probably has someone else. Or we can round it out with J-nice's gay highschool friends if need be.

--SC