Peeing in inappropriate places

First off - anyone who has been in Scruff's likely would question whether that was urine or just the general ooze that seeps out of that places' pores. If they don't have video of him peeing I'm not going to believe it.
ooze = pee.

Second, while our football team is a mess, Baylor's athletic department is in fine shape. We are good at equestrian events, women's rugby, bulimia, and wearing nice clothes on Sunday to pretend we went to church. The last two in that list are more sports than the xgame crap I read about in the propaganda/advertising catalog rag EesPen Magazine.


As you can see, I used photographic evidence to prove all of my points. Baylor Law was definitely not a waste of money.