Tuesday, September 18, 2007

As Goes The Eagles So Goes Steely McBeam

Even though J-Nice's squad is absent an actual player from the current ealges roster, it seems as though the fateful 1943 union that birthed the Steagles has been forever burned into the genetic makeup of persons from the Steel city and the Cheesesteak city. This is evident not only in actual NFL play, but in fantasy play as well.

Therefore the maxim: As Goes the Eagles, So Goes Steely McBeam. The Eagles lost to Washington last night in an embarrassing display that ended with Donovan McNott responding to critics by pulling out the race card (classy), likewise J-Nice/Steely McBeam were embarrassed in the fantasy league by America's Team.

3 comments:

J-Nice said...

I don't respond to people that:

1. were in an Alcohol Free fraternity in college.

2. are morally opposed to strip clubs, and

3. participate in a barber shop quartet.

4. Prefer being jerked off above the pants to having actual intercourse

said...

J-Nice your response or non-response is very flattering, but you missed the obvious:

5. Doesn't eat meat.

Your creativity is waning buddy, you could have done a lot with the meat thing, especially making some reference to only eating man meat or some other real classy comment like that.

J-Nice said...

5. doesn't eat meat

better?