Power Rankings

Patriots: Fuck this kills me.
Colts: See above
Chargers I don’t care that they lost last week. If Felipe Rivers can pull his shit together teams won’t be able to key off on LT.
Cowboys: Dear Cowboys fans. Your secondary is trash and you know it. Roy Williams couldn’t cover a nude whore in church. That said, I don’t ever want to mess with Senor Romo and Co.
Ravens: Okay, this team was 14-2 last year. Noone wants to touch Rayray down the heart of that D. Improved running game. Money tight-end. QB and a wack job of a coach are the problems here.
Stillers: Sleeper of the year. Seriously, what have they lost since their superbowl winning team? Answer: Old Jerome Bettis, Overrated Joey Porter. By the way being a “vocal leader” is the most overrated quality in the history of team sports.
Texans: Solid QB. Andre Johnson is dynamite. That D is young and getting better. It seems like they are building a team the right way.
Lions: Jon “pro bowl bound” Kitna. Enough said.
Niners: Young group of stud position players playing in a weak division.
Broncos: I dunno Cutler isn’t too special yet. Still not sold on Travis Henry. Coach Shanahan is a freakin wack job. Whatever, their undefeated.
Packers: Despite any rational thought, Favre is still good. Not only that but this team is surprisingly young. They are, however, lacking in talent.
Seahawks: Listen here fishbird. Don’t you ever, ever, ever fumble on a gamecovering drive. I don’t care if you lose every game you play. DON’T FUMBLE ON A GAME COVERING DRIVE.
Bungles: Just let up 51 points to the Brownies. I would put the entire team on suicide watch.
Skins’: Fuck it. they’re 2-0.
Cardinals: Very potent offense. Coach Wisenhunt will control the time of the game and limit opposing teams offensive possessions by a commitment to the run game. This is a good thing.