Thursday, September 6, 2007

Week 1 Fantasy Football Lines

The week one fantasy football lines are up.

1.) Capitol Punishment +.3 @ America's Team -.3
2.) Gut Paks +.3 @ Steely McBeam -.3
3.) Dictator Thorne +6 @ Birmingham Bangers -6
4.) Houston Luv Ya Blue +1.1 @ Vick+Dogs=Indictment -1.1
5.) Team Chump -2.9 @ Dallas Dominance +2.9
6.) I draft dead people +17.3 @ Fist Pumpers -17.3
7.) Thurman's Thieves -19.1 @ Slutty Merkins +19.1

Matchup of the week....a tie between Gut Paks @ Steely McBeam & Capitol Punishment @ America's Team. Gut Paks @ Steely McBeam for obvious shit talking reasons. Capitol Punishment @ America's Team is the fantasy football equivalent of the Bowden Bowl. I am going to make Capitol Punishment scream "your my daddy" so the analogy works. Good luck all!

5 comments:

Capitol Punishment said...

Are those the point spreads? If so, is it bad that I would still take the Fist Pumpers to cover?

The Commissioner said...

Those are inded the lines that ESPN.com generates for our league. I am personally a fan of any new feature that promotes gambling.

Storm Cloud said...

The lines aren't very good though. They don't have IDPs, and sometimes those guys just leave off predictions for starting offensive players, like kickers and stuff.

Doesn't Vegas have something we could use?

The Commissioner said...

its ok to be the dog...you just need to come to terms with it storm cloud.

J-Nice said...

doppler 10 just in. Overcast with a heavy chance of making it rain.