J-Nice's First Round Pick: Chris Hansen

This pick is pure gold. Fucking gold. While all your pussy wide receivers are catching touchdown passes and having 100 yard receiving games I'm gonna be catching predators like a motherfucker. Hansen is where its at and you all are gonna need to recognize. Let's have a closer look at Hansen's game. Hansen is very capable of multiple predator games, and we all know how huge that can be. And don't overlook Hansen's versatility. Hansen's rookie campaign also included the caputuring of ID thiefs. Later in the year, after all you dumbasses have passed on Hansen and are begging me for a trade, you only have yourself to blame and you will only have one thing to say..."oops".